I actually did steal this stuff last night (from the Golden Globes).
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Get you someone with a sweet heart and a dirty mind
(via bob-belcher)
security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
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BLACK MIRROR: Bandersnatch (2018)
dir. David Slade
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Anonymous asked: Hi! I just collapsed on the floor due to dehydration. do you know what I should do? Love you, thanks!
(via themagicaltunaa)
some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows
(Source: marisatomay, via flintcoal)
zee:
[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you
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CANT WAIT FOR THE DAY WHEN I GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT ALL SNUGGLED UP NEXT TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND GET ENDLESS LOVE AND CUDDLES
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Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows
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im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour
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